A Case for Optimism?

Well, I guess that's why he calls himself the Gay Patriot West.

I don't know... I'm linking this because I think optimism is a Good Thing and I'd sure like everyone to feel good (including myself) but....

...uhhh...

He will not longer be able to use that issue (i.e., “tax the rich) against Republicans as effectively as he did in the campaign.

Well sure, anytime you completely lose on an issue your opponent can't use it against you as much. (But note only "as much" -- he can still say "These Republicans, who argued for tax breaks for billionaires...")

DOCTOR: I've got some good news, and some bad news.

PATIENT: Let me have the bad news first.

DOCTOR: You're going to be dead in three days.

PATIENT: Dead in three days? What's the good news?

DOCTOR: I'm banging your wife.

PATIENT: You're having an affair with my wife?

DOCTOR: Banging. I wouldn't dignify it as "an affair."

PATIENT: Well then you're banging my wife! How is the hell is that remotely good news?!

DOCTOR: You've got bigger things to worry about. How I envy you your perspective.

PATIENT: ...

DOCTOR: Anal, too.

posted by Ace at 06:48 PM

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