Barack & Michelle, An Erotic Novel of Erotic Eroticism

Some of you were just saying "This couldn't possibly get worse."

Like everyone else who's ever uttered those words, you were wrong.

Surely American literature has reached new heights with the publication of GuestHouse Games, in which Barack and Michelle Obama, “alone in their isolated beachfront guesthouse in the tropical paradise of Kailua, Hawaii,” are “drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires.”

Is Reggie Love in this?

I don't even know what that means.

(Yes I do.)

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uStarNovels, the publisher of this pioneering work, describes itself as a purveyor of “specially crafted original erotica and erotic romance” featuring “characters that are relatable for everyone” and “experiences that are credible.” Chris Matthews, brace yourself for more thrills up your leg.

Here are some other characters who might get a turn on the President's Staff:

Kenji, the guesthouse's young Hawaiian gardener with whom the leading lady feels an intense erotic connection. He is involved in one of the sex scenes with the couple.

Leah and Stellan, an attractive and exotic couple who own the local store. Their ties to the islands are far deeper than just business and they will play a significant role in the leading couple's search for the truth about the mystery and about themselves. They are involved in sex scenes with the couple.

Marisol Ramirez, the woman who runs the guesthouse and has left the leading couple in charge during her vacation.

Stitch, the guesthouse cat.

In related news, Vera Baker.

The book is called "Fan fiction." Fan fiction often couples, or "ships," two characters who are not actually having sex.

So.

Thanks to gigg.

posted by Ace at 04:36 PM

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