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January 16, 2013

Woman Drives Extra 850 Miles, and Two Extra Days, and Through Three Extra Countries, Because Her GPS Told Her To

But thankfully-- she was trying to find an 400 year old painting of Christ to "fix" it, but never made it.

No.

That's not true.

I made that up. That's just me trying to be silly. That's what we call a "callback."

The rest of it's true, though.

Sabine Moreau wanted to pick up a friend from a train station in Brussels, 47 miles from her home in Solre-sur-Sambre, the Daily Mail reported. But her GPS gave her the wrong directions, which she followed.

On her way to Croatia, Moreau passed through Germany, Austria, and Slovenia. After two days of driving, she finally stopped and called home.

Meanwhile, Belgian police were about to launch a search for Moreau when her son found out where she was, according to the Mail.

Sabine Moreau is 67 years dumb.

I don't know about you, but when I set out to make a trip that should take less than an hour, I usually check a map after the first 24 hours of wandering.

Coming soon: "To Catch a Predator" producers confronted with an unexpected but plausible defense. "The GPS told me to drive three states over to this house," the man insisted. "The GPS also told me to buy condoms, Zima, and fireworks."

via @katherinemiller


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