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January 12, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (12 Jan 2012)

Ugh, under the weather still. Apologies up front for an abbreviated ONT but I'm sure the horde will somehow manage.

Dieting

Having trouble keeping your New Year's Eve diet resolution? Well, it seems technology just might have something for ya although it's from the guy that brought you the Segway. The AspireAssist: The Digusting Weight-Loss Tool That Pumps Food From Your Stomach. Yuck. I think just having smaller portions on your plate will work better.

Free Fallin'

Ever wonder what would happen if you got sucked out of a commercial airliner at altitude? Well if you did, You Pretty Much Die. Horribly.
h/t Genghis

Nic Cage Quotes

h/t Kratos

Strange Job Titles

From MILF Commander to pron historian, Meet The Men And Women With Weirdest Job Titles.

Speaking of jobs, in Britain, they actually pay someone To Test Out Waterpark Slides. Pretty good pay just go down waterslides.

Bone-Crunching Movie Knockouts

Top 15 Classic Bone-Crunching Movie Knockouts.

Kitteh Video

Y'all are all on your own on this one. I couldn't find shit and frankly, I don't feel like it. So there.

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