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January 08, 2013

Liz Warren: "What Do You Mean 'We', Red Man?"

Paleface-Indian speak with forked tongue.

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Surprising no one, Senator Elizabeth Warren *spit* has refused to list herself as Massachusetts' first Native American™ senator.

Despite repeated claims she is “proud” of her Cherokee heritage, newly minted U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is keeping that pride under wraps and won’t be taking advantage of a chance to officially list herself as the Bay State’s first Native American U.S. senator.

Aides said Warren, who describes herself as part Cherokee and part Delaware Indian, won’t contact historians at the Senate Historical Office to tell them she’s Native American. The office lists minority senators in its official directory.

The benefits of the lie are all used up, so what's the point, right? Besides, the only tribe she belongs to is The Left.


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