Kathy Griffin Offers Fellatio to Anderson Cooper

Kathy Griffin, who is to comedy what Cher is to music, that is to say, irrelevant and old and weird-looking from plastic surgery, continues scrabbling at her last possible handhold of cultural relevance.

Again swiped from @benk84:

[C]ompletely out of the blue, Griffin said, “I'm going to tickle your sack. You can say sack. That's not bad.”

An obviously nervous Cooper responded, “I don't know what you're talking about. I have no sack of gifts here.”

Griffin then suggested the camera pan lower so the audience can see her “naughty gestures.”

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National correspondent Gary Tuchman reported live that there’s a custom in the town to kiss a statue of an eight-foot sardine that they drop from the museum at the stroke of midnight. People were then shown kissing the sardine.

As Tuchman finished his report, Griffin in the left split-screen bent down and kissed Cooper's crotch.

As she continued to try to kiss it, Cooper asked her, “Did you drop something?”

“No, I was kissing your sardine,” Griffin replied.

“Thank you. I got it,” giggled Cooper.

“I can do it again,” Griffin said kneeling. “I can do this all night long."

“No, sweetie,” said Cooper lifting her back on her feet.

“I'm going on Letterman in two nights, and he wants a moment,” argued Griffin as she went down again.

“I'm going down,” she said. “You know you want to.”

I see a a great deal of cultural and political bias here. Almost all of the media continues chasing the same minority cohort -- liberal, urban, sexually loose. There is an awful lot of money to be made by chasing the majority cohort, which isn't those things.

But all networks (entertainment too) continue chasing smaller and smaller pieces of this minority pie instead of making an uncontested play for the fat majority of the pie. You have to be very hateful of group of people to essentially make the decision, "No, we're not interested in making a great deal of easy money if it means cottoning to your ilk."

posted by Ace at 12:09 PM

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