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November 23, 2012

The Odd Customs of Love in the State of Maine

They say abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. Or something like that. Whoever "they" are, nobody really knows who is them.

Cushing ME man gets a week in jail for smacking his estranged wife in the face with his pee pee. (Is it ME? I don't know, it's M-something. I don't send stuff to Maine)

Now I have to admit, the little girl in me is giggling for no reason other than this is from the "Bangor Daily News." I am a giggly leetle girl because that's stupid and funny.

The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty.

I've often wondered if this could change a girl's mind from "no" to "YES". I mean the combo, first flashing a 20 at her, you know, to get her attention. Show her you are a serious businessman. And THEN, while in negotiations, rubbing your junk in her face.

Due diligence? Or just driving the price down?

Thank you, Fred E. Thomas for this valuable information. *crosses dick face-smacking off of the list of "romantic things*

Salute.


via jimbro over at The Splitters


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