Book: Obama Is An Apostle Sent By God Himself To Create "Heaven On Earth"

A real book (I guess; it's written, so I guess that makes it a "book") by a... college professor who instructs young students in how to think properly.

She teaches at -- or, rather, collects a paycheck from -- Florida A&M.

Here's her description of her book:

Yes, Barack had worked tirelessly on behalf of the American people, especially those who elected him in 2008. His followers needed to re-elect him to a second term, so that he could continue to accomplish the promises he made, thus, realizing his vision of America as a more perfect political union or “heaven here on earth.”

Then, as I began to contemplate ways to assist Barack in his 2012 re-election bid something miraculous happened. I felt God’s (His) Spirit beckoning me in my dreams at night. Listening, cautiously, I learned that Jesus walked the earth to create a more civilized society, Martin (Luther King) walked the earth to create a more justified society, but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the earth to create a more equalized society, for the middle class and working poor. Apostle Barack, the next young leader with a new cause, had been taken to the mountaintop and allowed to see over the other side. He had the answers to unlock the kingdom of “heaven here on earth” for his followers. The answers were repeated – over and over – in speeches Barack had made from his presidential announcement to his inaugural address. Those speeches or his teachings contained the answers to the middle class and working poor people living in a “heaven here on earth.” For when the answers were unlocked and enacted, Apostle Barack’s vision of America would be realized.

You're probably wondering what she might be a professor of -- Mathematics? Computer Science? Chemistry? Engineering? Neurology?

Nay, better than all those. The Queen of the Sciences -- Physical Education. She's got a doctorate in sit-ups I guess.

No really she is a doctor. Says so right at her link.

posted by Ace at 05:55 PM

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