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November 08, 2012

Unexpectedly II: Media Now Telling Us Economy May Be Heading Into Second Dip of Endless Recession

This information is so valuable to me on November the 8th!

All the problems investors face—from a fiscal meltdown to the various economic woes around the world—add up to one daunting prospect: Another possible recession just over the horizon.

As the financial world puts Tuesday's presidential election behind it, the light in the tunnel could be an economic freight train.

Really?! And this information is just coming to light, huh?

Then what shall I make of this?: "Improving National Outlook Key To Obama Victory."

Our economic confidence was up, apparently because the media pushed the fake 7.8% unemployment rate story (and forgot to tell people when it went back up).

And now we're facing a recession -- and we just realize this now after the election is over.

Why, that's just so lucky for Obama.

How does he manage to luck into such astonishingly well-timed information from the press?

It's almost like it's not mere chance at all, but rather some kind of intent lurking behind it.

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