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November 07, 2012

A Chew Toy For Disappointed Morons

Ah well, who needs money anyway, right?

Hey, know how I know Obama won? The dollar dropped.

Hey, know how I know Obama won? The line at Cabela's.

Hey, know how I know Obama won? All the Help Wanted signs disappeared.


I refuse to be deranged like the lefties were in 2004. Running crying to shrinks and getting a mental syndrome named after themselves. Ridiculous.

We're bigger than this. Our natures are far more hardy than that, we are far tougher than the other side and we will be back.

Hey, know how I know Obama won? Gasoline now costs 50 shell casings per gallon!


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