The First Annual Ace Pudding Palooza Rock the Vote Giveaway Sextravaganza

Here's what I'm giving away. A good guy commissioned a piece of original art by Chris Muir of Day by Day. He offered to send me a hard copy.

Here it is. It's a thing of exquisite beauty.

I can probably get some signatures on it, from Chris Muir and maybe me or whoever else you want.

So, here's how to get this perfectly awesome thing. Volunteer either to phone from home with the RNC, or do a turn in the closest Victory Center, or canvas with Freedom Works, or whatever. Like, if you want some of the cobloggers to sign, I'm pretty sure they'd do so. (That would delay getting it out to you, as it would have to be mailed around.)

Take down contact information of whoever you're working with there. Or note what email you signed up with to do from-home voting.

After you've volunteered, write to AcePuddingPalooza at the mail service provided by Google. State where you volunteered and such.

Deadline for emails is 3:00 am tomorrow night (after the election), Eastern time. Midnight Pacific time.

Once I've got some emails I will use a random method of selecting a winner -- and I will in fact be using GameScience polyhedral dice to determine who's the lucky winner -- I imagine a d20 and some lesser die, like a d8 or d12, will be involved.

A couple of weeks after the election, I'll send it out to you.

I'll also do some minimal-level checking to make sure you really volunteered. I don't think you'd lie; I'm more worried about it idiots on the left spoofing the contest.

The actual pic will be sent out in 2-3 weeks, depending on how long it takes to get into my hands and such.

Anyway, I'm heading over tonight. So, an early night for me on the blog.

Red Staters Needed Too: In case you don't know, if you're in a deep red state, when you go to a victory center, or call from home, they're not going to have you call people in your already-safe state.

They're going to have phone numbers in swing states.

"I live in a Red State" is not a good reason to do nothing.

Take Most of the Day Off Tomorrow... If you want to do some critical in-person canvassing, poll-working, or strike-listing.

"Taking the day off" is of course sometimes not possible, but never hurts to ask your boss.

Other Signatures: I can't guarantee it, but I have some connections to some people in the blogosphere. I might be able to get you some other signatures. If you win, let me know who you want to sign, and I'll see if I can't make that happen.

Some people are pretty good about stuff like this, Glenn Reynolds, for example. Or Jim Geraghty's always up for a lark. Goldberg likes silly stuff.

Can't guarantee that stuff but a lot of people will think it's kind of funny and would be amenable to it.

posted by Ace at 07:52 PM

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