"Four more days! Four more days!"
Thanks to Jamster. He's got a story I like -- Sandra Fluke drew a massive crowd of forty.
Well, she wasn't in an area where it was easy to draw crowds. She was way out in the boonies... the boonies of the University of Florida.
As Paul Schaeffer said in Spinal Tap, "The University of Florida isn't a big college town anyway."