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October 23, 2012

Overnight Open Thread. CBS' "48 Hours" takeaway: The perils of being a pretty girl in Hollywood featuring Candace Kita [dri]

Ace of Spades HQ's favorite moronette, Candace Kita was featured recently on CBS' weekly news magazine "48 Hours" in which she provided tips on how attractive women can avoid unwanted attention in the sexual cesspool known as Hollywood.

Kita has had many roles on TV shows including "Two and a Half Men," "Ugly Betty", "Nip/Tuck" and "House M.D." Like many an on-screen beauty, Kita has also had a stalker. Here, the author of "The Hottie Handbook: A Girl's Guide to Safety" shares what it's like staying safe while still trying to find success as an actress.

Candace stated that she feels safer on the AoSHQ blog than on other wimpier blogs. "At night when I am in my bunk, I sleep peacefully knowing that rough AoSHQ morons stand ready to do violence on my behalf against scary hobos and ironic hipsters." she said.

(Video ofter the break.)

ALSO (pardon the add on dri): Please remember today, the 241 Marines killed in the Beirut bombing attack, in 1983. 29 years. Semper Fidelis. [DiT]

Ed Note: Kita stated that on the day of this shoot the power went out in the CBS studio. It was summer and she was forced to endure 100 degree heat dressed in a tight leather outfit... Hmmm time to go guard her bunk...

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