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October 23, 2012

Obama's Fundraising-Stalker Emails Turn From Creepy To Despondant

"I don’t want to lose this election."

You know, if I were doing this, my PS would be "I can't wait to meet you in our victory party in Chicago on Election Night."

Instead, it's...

P.S. — I don’t know what Election Night will hold, but I’d like you to be a part of the event here in Chicago. Any donation you make today automatically enters you for a chance to meet me — airfare and hotel for you and a guest are covered.

...which I translate as "It's going to be a grim affair, grim and horrible and just sad, but there'll be lots of alcohol."



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