This just in...Bab's extends! [Journolist]

Well...since the horde is requesting more goodies in addition to the postive (R) poll trending in the swings, I picked up the red courtesy phone as soon as I could and am here ready to jump into action. For when the collective horde orders, we deliver and put it on our tab...not yours. That's just how it works around here. It's a unique business plan, you order, we serve and we absorb all the incidentals as it were. So after much painstaking consideration in trying to strike the perfect confectioner's balance of sugar and salt in order to blend a fitting pari passu morsel that goes with strong (R) polling...I have found it and plucked it off the low hanging branch (apologies up front for the mixed metaphor) and now it's ready to be served.

Oh, how I hope you will like it. It is so tasty and I know, just know you are going to like it. For you aren't Mad-dogs and Englishmen, fooling around in the mid-day sun. [No, for we are morons who appreciate prose by Noel Coward, cheap vodka, fine cigars and firm feeling women] So here it is, a custom made and fit post just for you... oh, how excited I am to let you know that yes, yes, it is so very true that......

The Los Angeles Times is reporting Barbara Streisand is adding an additional November date at the Hollywood Bowl!

But hey, don't be getting any wise ideas about bringing in some booze to accompany the feta and arugula...because when Babs sings at the bowl... outside booze is persona non grata. You see, when Babs comes to the bowl, it becomes a 'Lease Event' and new rules apply.

Imagine that, a liberal who wants to restrict liberty... what a concept.

It appears quaaludes are still permitted though.

The ultimate upside: barf bags aren't banned either.

posted by Open Blogger at 05:51 PM

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