Fun With Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria, Obama's co-chair for something or other, tweeted that any minorities or women voting for Romney were "stupid," and also retweeted someone calling such persons "twats."

She subsequently claimed her account was hacked.

Megyn Kelly slapped this claim around like Mitt Romney putting a woman in a binder.

Even liberal hack Alan Colmes said she should resign.

I got a few digs in at her. I think they're funny.

@evalongoria I really enjoy your work in all those movies you're not in.

@evalongoria you're sputtering and stuttering like Barack Obama at a Debate.

@evalongoria next thing you'll claim you didn't say "tw*t," you said "act of terror"

@evalongoria are there any other soap opera actresses you would recommend I follow for political analysis? Is susan lucci on twitter?

Hey, @evalongoria, 2006 just called, it wants its slight cultural relevance back.

Hey @evalongoria, a movie producer just called, he wants his-- I'm just kidding. A Movie Producer didn't call.

Okay, that last joke? I told it properly here, setting it up with a tweet I didn't actually write.

I got it right on third draft.

posted by Ace at 03:49 PM

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