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September 20, 2012

Kato Kaelin: Yeah, OJ Killed Niccole Brown Simpson

I don't know what to say about this.

He's a monster, for one thing. He's also an idiot ("the statute of limitations" has passed? No, double jeopardy has attached. Murder has no statute of limitations).

He presumably needs attention and money but mostly money.

Ask Kaelin today, this very minute, if O.J. — currently jailed in Vegas on a separate charge — killed his wife, and I repeat his exact words:

“The statute of limitations has now passed . . . so I can now say . . . yes, he did it.”

Why didn’t he come forward and tell the truth? Ask why he let O.J. Simpson get away with murder, and I repeat his exact words:

“I was too scared. I was terrified.”

Time and his moment have passed. Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here together in memoriam of Kato Kaelin’s dead career. He says: “People hated me. I’ve been spat upon. They threw gum in my coffee.”

If he answered dishonestly under oath, hit him with perjury.


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