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August 29, 2012

Obama Is Officially Trying To Lose This Race

I was joking that Chris Matthews is the racist who hates Obama because he's the one trying to keep him in a job he's obviously unsuited for and hates.

Meanwhile, I'm the guy looking out for Obama. All I want for Obama is a cushy fundraising position in an organization with noble-sounding but extremely vague goals where people can just love on him all day, where he doesn't have to actually do anything. You know, like his blessed life before he won the election.

So I'm pushing for funding for the Barack H. Obama International Center for Humanity & Golf Course. His office could be just to the right of the pro shop. And there could be a half-shell ampitheater near the 18th hole (call it the 19th Hole, get it?) where fading rock stars can jet in to entertain him.

Bono can have his own special suite of apartments, for example.

I don't hate the guy. I think I'm the only one who actually gets him.

Here's some evidence he's actively trying to lose this thing, coming to an ad campaign near you.

You asked for a miracle? I give you BHO.

via @slublog.

Yup:

"As an acknowledgement of your []son's []daughter's supreme sacrifice, you may have already won a dinner and photograph with Barack and Michelle."

By Cicero.


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