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August 11, 2012
Cool Facts About Paul Ryan
I don't think voters will have a problem with the Ryan budget. What I think they'll have a problem with are his *murders.*
So:
Romney/Ryan slogan: "Let's get America killing again"
He pushed grandma off a cliff, and all she could talk about was what a nice boy he was
Paul Ryan voted Prom King, Most Likely To Torture Dogs
Bio: Paul Ryan's inaugural murder was December 8, 1989.
Bio: Paul Ryan acknowledged as expert in budget, ligatures
Dick Cheney taught George Bush how to murder. Paul Ryan taught Dick Cheney.
ANGUISHED SURVIVOR REVEALS: "ALL I HEARD WAS 'HEY, GIRL'"
Paul Ryan has only two speeds: All-Out, and Murder.