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August 10, 2012

Red Dawn: A Trailer For a Movie That's Apparently Never Coming Out

I was listening to Adam Carolla talk about this on a podcast. He said movie was apparently made years ago, but a Chinese company bought the production company so they could... change the villains from the Chinese (semi-plausible) to the North Koreans (implausible).

Actually, that's not true; MGM went through serious financial problems, which caused the delay of this film, as it also caused the long delay of the new Bond film. (The Bond movie wasn't shot-and-shelved; the production just remained idle through this up-in-the-air period.)

MGM had already decided to use CGI to change all the Chinese invaders to North Korean ones, because China has a market and North Korea doesn't.

Now here's something: This is another Zombie Chris Hemsworth movie, by which I mean a movie he shot years ago when he was younger and not quite as Thor. He recently had another such movie come out, the Cabin in the Woods, which also sat on the shelves for years due to MGM's bankruptcy or whatever it was.

So here's another movie with Chris Hemsworth as a teenager or early-20-something even though he's older now. So if any 'ettes are feeling guilty, well, you don't have to. He's all grown up now.

Supposedly it will finally be coming out November 21st.

How does it look? Well, it looks like... Wolverines!

via @benk84

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