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August 09, 2012

Nancy Pelosi: The Actual Ghost of Susan B. Anthony Literally Rubbed Herself All Up On My Ass

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Not just Susan B. Anthony, either. It was a crowded scene, man.

“My chair was getting crowded in,” said Pelosi. “I swear this happened, never happened before, it never happened since.

“My chair was getting crowded in and I couldn’t figure out what it was, it was like this,” she said.

“And then I realized Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Lucretia Mott, Alice Paul, Sojourner Truth, you name it, they were all in that chair, they were,” said Pelosi. “More than I named and I could hear them say: ‘At last we have a seat at the table.’ And then they were gone.”

You say "New Age Psychotic Break." I, being a more reasonable, moderate-mannered, charitably-minded sort, say "mixing medications."

Audio here.

It's like the world's most ill-conceived Cinemax plotline.


Nancy Pelosi

The sexy ghosts of Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and Sojourner Truth routinely attempt to scissor me at public functions.


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