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August 08, 2012

Who Does This Guy Think He Is, And Where Can We Find Him?

Do I know who this "Ryan" guy is? No. (No, it's not Paul Ryan, it's no one anyone's ever heard of. Ryan is his first name.)

Do I know he's committed some crime worthy of death? Not a crime in a "legal" sense. But a crime nonetheless.

Is it a crime to have it too good for too long? I think it is.

It's Hubris. You know who says Hubris must be punished? Oh, no one important. Just Zeus.

Let's find this guy, kill him, and steal his woman. I don't know who "Ryan" thinks he is, but if he thinks he can post pictures like this and yet live, then he doesn't know 40,000 years of human history.

I think we owe him -- we all owe him -- a lesson.


It was the cake that got you dead. That was the last nerve, buddy. That was the lethal insult.

Hey, Ryan

Let me be the first to welcome you into the Society For People Who Thought They Had It Pretty Good Until They Decided To Get All Show-Offy and Then Got Beaten To Death With a Ballpeen Hammer.

Via @rdbrewer4, and via @lachlan, who calls this "The Luckiest Guy on the Planet."


For The Ladies: Because they're demanding "equal" treatment, fine.

Check this guy out. He's shirtless.

Okay, Okay: Fine. The wimmens are mad. So here's just a guy, no girls, shirtless. And, as they say-- "like a baby's arm," if you know what I mean.

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