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July 31, 2012

Texas Senate Runoff Night: Cruzin' or Losin' update: CRUZ WINS

Results here. The winner regardless will crush the Democrat in November, though having Cruz surge through would be nice.

Haven't had a Tuesday night worth blogging about since that glorious moment a few weeks back when Governor Walker was all out of bubblegum.

Polls close at 8pm EST

I'll also be watching turnout for the Democratic side, just for the lulz.
Updates will be here:

CURRENTLY - Cruz 236k to Dewhurst 202k
EARLY VOTE TOTALS- DALLAS COUNTY: Cruz 17,053 to Dewhurst 16,780
EARLY VOTE TOTALS- TARRANT COUNTY: Cruz 19,683 Dewhurst 15,078


AOSHQDD call: Cruz has won the runoff

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