Why Do You Ask, Elizabeth Warren?

So it turns out the socialist bint vying to become my next U.S. senator is a Native American™. Well that certainly changes my vote.

Elizabeth Warren’s avowed Native American heritage — which the candidate rarely if ever discusses on the campaign trail — was once touted by embattled Harvard Law School officials who cited her claim as proof of their faculty’s diversity.

Warren’s claim, which surfaced yesterday after a Herald inquiry, put the candidate in an awkward position as campaign aides last night scrambled but failed to produce documents proving her family lineage. Aides said the tales of Warren’s Cherokee and Delaware tribe ancestors have been passed down through family lore.

She lives on a reservation in Cambridge, Massachusetts referred to as Harvard University. The living conditions there are terrible, or so I hear, with an exorbitant cost of living and high rates of cultural, economic and historical illiteracy.

I, for one, thank Elizabeth "Pocamarxus" Warren for highlighting these issues and wish her well in her future endeavors as a member of the tribal council ... err, faculty.

You allowed Harvard to fill not just one but two squares on their diversity bullshit bingo card, Liz. Good for you!

posted by Andy at 02:24 PM

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