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Overnight Open Thread![]() Well, well. Another Friday the 13th. Just another Friday to me but I'm sure some of you are the superstitious type so be careful tonight. Now I'm sure you morons know some of the more well known things that have occurred on Friday the 13th such as Alfred Hitchcock being born or the Andes airplane crash in 1972 that was eventually made into a book and the movie Alive so I thought I would focus on the Top 10 Lesser-Known Friday The 13th Events. Apparently at 13 minutes after the 13th hour (1 PM) on Friday the 13th of August 2010, a 13 year old boy was struck by lightning. Though this has to be one of the most unlucky Friday the 13th encounters by time signature alone, at least he was fortunate enough not to be struck by lightning 13 times! The boy was watching an air show at Lowestoft, England, when he was struck, and was later treated for burns to his shoulder. He was expected to make a full recovery. War On Men ![]() With all the talk of the so-called war on women, the war on men has largely been forgotten except when you read of stories of pejazzling, mantyhose and such on the ONT. Are manly men a dying breed? It's Raining Beta Men: Why Emasculation Is A Curse, Not A Blessing. Manly men—past and present—have captivated the world with their talents, leadership, oratory skills, and virility. They are strong, protective, and brave. They are fathers, gentlemen, husbands, friends, and neighbors. They are innovators, pioneers, and model citizens. Simply put, manly men are invincible. Here's an example of non-manly behavior. Would-Be FBI Agent Sues After Missing Cut By One Push-Up. One should not be announcing to the world that you couldn't do a measly 30 push-ups and then sue on the grounds that women don't have to do thirty. Man card revoked. SMOD Opposition Research ![]() Well, it looks like SMOD has garnered some attention and they are coming up with ways to take our preferred candidate down. How To Handle Asteroid Threats. Of note, the closest point of approach of Apophis is on a Friday the 13th in 2036. Apollo 13 Now this didn't occur on Friday the 13th (it was a Monday) but 42 years ago today, the Oxygen Tank Explodes on Apollo 13. Doggeh Video Russian music seems to have a strange effect on this little doggeh.
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