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March 19, 2012

Name of Jessica Simpson's Baby Leaked Online

Jessica Simpson is super-duper-pregnant. Although it looks like she's carrying twins, in fact, it's just a little girl.

She said her girl would have a "non-traditional" name, which name has now leaked online.

That name? Michael Clarke Duncan.

No but it turns out it's Maxwell.

They'll call her "Maxi" for short.

Maxi?

I should say so. I should say so.


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