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Overnight Open Thread (3-6-2012)Buck Up Lil Campers - The GOP Is Not Doomed in 2012 I know that DOOM and hemlock mojitos are the trendy drinks these days around the HQ, but there are some good reasons to believe the fundamentals favor the GOP candidate this election. Indeed, this is why I prefer simpler models that Teixeira conveniently avoids. The "Bread and Peace" model from Douglas Hibbs uses only two variables (real disposable personal income per capita and military fatalities in unprovoked wars). That model's results last month were not encouraging for Obama, even if you modify the model to give him credit as the incumbent. Since then, real disposable income has fallen. And this is taking into account the standard GOP stupidity and fuckuppery. So we have that going for us. But hey if you just enjoy the tangy taste of hemlock and and the warm buzz of a KCN chaser, don't let me spoil all the fun.
Zombie: The Million Breitbart Project A good father goes fishing and feeds his sons every night. A great father teaches his sons how to fish so they can feed themselves. One thing we must learn from Andrew's life: If Breitbart could do it, anyone could do it. We no longer have any excuse. America's bloggers and citizen-journalists and new-media mavens need to get off our collective asses and make news happen. Read the rest of her post here. Otzi the Iceman Had Brown Eyes, Lyme Disease The 5,300-year-old 'ice mummy' known as Otzi suffered from the world's first-known case of Lyme disease, a bacterial parasite spread by ticks, according to new DNA analysis. It was hard out there for a 46 year old cave-dwelling pimp-daddy. Holy crap 11 razzies in the same year - that's got to be a new record. Topping the list-the complete version of which you can see here-were Sandler's performances in Just Go With It and especially Jack And Jill, which scored him nods for both Worst Actor and Worst Actress (where he'll compete against Sarah Palin playing a fantasy version of herself in the documentary The Undefeated). Furthermore, all possible permutations of his screen pairings in both of those movies were nominated for Worst Screen Couple, the specificity of which somehow seems even more cutting than his closest competitor, "Nicolas Cage And Anyone Sharing The Screen With Him In Any Of His Three 2011 Movies." I like Adam Sandler and usually even his lesser movies have at least a few good scenes but maybe it's time for him for him to take a timeout and focus on making just one decent movie a year. It's really hard to look cool and do a bong at the same time. Well Letting The Wookie Win looks easy enough but trust me - it's hard. Okay the story says they feel pain 'differently' but I think we can all read between the lines here. Professor Lars Arendt-Nielsen, one of the researchers, said: 'Our tests showed that redheads are less sensitive to this particular type of pain. Hmm don't feel pain and lack souls but otherwise can fully simulate a human - I think we've found the next generation of test dummies here. The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way. Braaak.Tonight's post brought to you by Mick: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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