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February 23, 2012

Obama: These Damn Wingnuts Are Licking Their Chops At The Idea of Running Against My Myriad Failures

Obama's policies make oil more expensive.

Republicans want to run against Obama's policies which make oil more expensive.

Obama is shocked -- nay, appalled -- that we'd sink so low as to mention his Miserable Failures.

At a campaign event in Coral Gables, Florida, President Obama says Republicans see rising gas prices as a “political opportunity” and they are “licking their chops.”

Obama didn’t stop there. “They greet bad news so enthusiastically,” he added.

“You pay more, they’re licking their chops. You can bet that since it’s an election year, they’re already dusting off their three-point plan for $2 gas. I’ll save you the suspense. Step one is to drill and step two is to drill and then step three is to keep drilling. "

Wow, you really are a genius, champ.

Dana Perrino thinks she remembers a time when the the Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) routinely blamed the President for high gas prices.


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