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January 25, 2012

Pelosi's Spokesman: Nancy Pelsoi Doesn't Know Anything At All

Thanks for the confirmation. He clarifies that Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants is simply familiar with the publicly-available facts of the ethics case, and based on her keen intellect, she can therefore predict it's enough to sink him.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s office on Wednesday said the minority leader doesn’t have any dirt on Newt Gingrich.

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"The 'something' Leader Pelosi knows is that Newt Gingrich will not be President of the United States. She made that clear last night," Pelosi spokesman Drew Hammill said in a statement.


"Leader Pelosi previously made a reference to the extensive amount of information that is in the public record, including the comprehensive committee report with which the public may not be fully aware,” Hammill said.

That's too bad. I was hoping that Newt's "spit it out" was baiting her, and that her Big Secret was that she had given him a beejer.

In other Newt updates, he's withdrawing his "No Humanity" ad assailing Romney as "anti-immigrant," after Romney's Hispanic leadership team demanded he do so.

In the wake of Sen. Marco Rubio’s denunciation of Newt Gingrich’s ad calling Mitt Romney ‘anti-immigrant,’ the Romney campaign’s Hispanic leadership team — headlined by former Sen. Mel Martinez — is demanding that Gingrich pull down the radio spot.

But word's out there now-- Romney hates immigrants and has no humanity on the issue, or something.

No Concern for the Humanity of Illegal Immigrants

Dismantling the assumptions of the left and media one brick at a time.

First capitalism, now humanity.


Polls Are For Strippers and Bloggers Who Are All Tapped Out: Qunnipeepeeac, 36 Romney 34 Gingrich; PPP Gingrich 38, Romney 33; other polls show it close.



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