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January 22, 2012

Today Its Zombies: What Will Tomorrow Bring?

Even though I like to "wargame" zombie scenarios, I find myself agreeing with TTAG on this issue. Enough with the zombie-related merchandise. Besides, if the zombies DO rise from their graves and come shambling after your flesh & brains, I doubt they'll be intimidated by your shooting them with Hornady Zombie Max ammo using an EOtech "biohazard" holographic sight. Now a "Hello Kitty" themed AR15? That might elicit some awe from the undead horde. But I digress.

The good thing about seeing the zombies jumping the shark (if a zombie bites a shark, does it morph into a zombieshark?) is that it makes me think "what's next"?

"How I Met Your Mother"-themed knives & non-lethal self-defense items?

"Big Bang Theory" Big Bore Double Rifles?

My vote? Wile E. Coyote, Soooper Genius ACME Tactical Gear.


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posted by Russ from Winterset at 04:49 PM

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