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January 20, 2012

Overnight Open Thread

Ah. TGIF. Well, at least for most of you. I'm still at work right now dang it. Oh well, the show must go on. The Moron Horde MUST be entertained.

So, did you guys know it was Penguin Awareness Day? I guess that explains all the penguins on the Bing site today. Oh well. In light of this special day, how about a game of Bloody Pingu? You guys remember that game right? You know, the one where you are the Abominable Snowman who swings a club at a penguin and see how far you can hit it? Ah, good times. I think Chemjeff still has the record. I just don't remember what it was.

The Golf War

War is hell. Funniest damn video I've seen in some time.

CME Predictor

This is pretty cool in light of the recent solar activity we have and the incoming CME (actually multiple CMEs with additional eruptions happening tonight). Solar Wind Prediction (CME based model run). Here's the story on how this computer forecast came about. Solar Weather Forecasting Gets More Reliable.

The G-Spot: Fact Or Fiction

Uh-oh. According to some "expert", the G-Spot does not exist. However, I don't trust experts that state emphatically that something does NOT exist and then caveat that with it's not 1000% conclusive. A 1000%???

Military Dog Sled Unit

Meet Sirius, quite possibly the Most Capable Military Dog Sled Unit in the world.

Sirius is an elite navy unit — perhaps comparable to our Navy SEALs — the only military dogsled unit of its kind in the world. It's been around since World War II, and to this day remains one of the most competitive military positions: For each rotation, there are only six two-man units, with about a dozen dogs to each unit.

Interesting Question

Navy Vet Awarded More Than $7.5 Million For Groin Injuries. This begs the question. Just how much is one inch of your johnson worth to you?

A U.S. Navy veteran was awarded more than $7.5 million after a motorcycle collision resulted in injuries to his groin and reconstructive surgery that permanently altered the length of his penis.

h/t The Mellow Jihadi.

Movie News

WTF Chuck? So Chuck Norris wants to make Expendables 2 PG-13??? Lame. Save that crap for a Walker: Texas Ranger movie dude.

Well, to cleanse the movie palate, here's 160 of Ahnuld's greatest quotes.

h/t A certain famous moron.

Git Yer Donkey Punch Gear

In light of last night's story on the Jeopardy Donkey Punch story, here's a link that takes you to a site to get your own 10" Donkey Punch Glove.
h/t krak.

Doggeh Video

This corgi gives Micheal Flatley a run for the money.

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