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January 12, 2012

It's a Tribute... I Guess? John Parr Remakes "St. Elmo's Fire" Into "Tim Tebow's Fire"
Oh My: Tim Tebow Wins the Superbowl of Gesheesh?

Superbowl shuffle?

He recorded it before Christmas but now it's gone viral.


He also did an original (?-- not sure) song about Tim Tebow.


via @melissatweets and @calebhowe

Okay, and Now I Hate Him: If you didn't know this -- bizarre as it is, Katy Perry's parents are very religious. Pastors, I think. She herself used to be a religious singer.

Anyway, Katy Perry's parents want to set her up with Tim Tebow.

'Katy’s mom firmly believes the best cure for heartache is to quickly fall in love again… In her mind, Tebow is the perfect guy for her daughter.

'He’s handsome, charming, intelligent and above all, a good Christian.'

The source added that Keith and Mary are trying to arrange for 27-year-old Perry to perform at their church around the same time they book Tebow to speak from the pulpit.

Where does this arrogant dickweed get off putting his religion in my face every week?

By the way, a strange linkage to the John Parr song. Perry's mom says:

'I mean all over the world, who knows how God is bringing them in? The most important thing is you are here and God wants to put the fire in you in 2012.'


Tim Tebow

How dare you.

via @baseballcrank and laceyunderalls.





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