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January 05, 2012

A-List Director (And I Sort of Say That Just To Juice The Headline) Caught Up In Some Tranny Groping Business I Can't Figure Out

A-List? Well, let's put it this way: He's a director I've heard of. So that's something.

Director David O. Russell started out with a movie called Spanking the Monkey, which I never saw, but I think it was about a teenager who wanted to have sex with his mom.

He did Flirting with Disaster, with Ben Stiller and Tea Leoni, which was pretty darned funny, but sexually bent.

Then he did that stupid Three Kings movie.

Now he's feeling up transsexuals.

He uses a line here which I'm pretty sure no man accused of groping a transsexual has ever used in his own defense. See if you can spot it.

Oh by the way, the tranny is Russell's mother's adopted brother's son. So that makes him/her his... adoptive niece or nephew? His niecephew?

According to a Broward Sheriff’s Office report, Russell, 53, and Nicolas Peloquin, 19, were working out in the gym at the Embassy Suites in Deerfield Beach. Peloquin, who also uses the first name Nicole, told a sheriff’s deputy that Russell is his mother's adopted brother.

While in the gym last Friday afternoon, Peloquin told Deputy Debbra Bridgman that Russell offered “to help…with ab exercises.” While doing this, the director’s hand was above Peloquin’s “private parts,” according to the sheriff’s report. Peloquin, who told the deputy that he is “a transgender but has not gone through the male to female operation,” said that Russell then asked him about the transgender transformation. Peloquin replied by telling Russell about “the hormones to increase his breasts.”

Russell claims the touching happened, but was consensual, because he wanted to grope his transsexual adoptive nicenephew's fake breasts and he/she said yes. You know, same old story. Hear it every day.

Curious about the breast enhancement, Russell told the deputy that Peloquin allowed him “to feel both of his breasts.” The Hollywood [director] added that Peloquin “asked him to ‘pinky swear’ about her letting him touch his breasts.”

...

Russell also told the deputy that Peloquin is “always causing drama since the transgender transformation and has become very provocative and seductive."

So there you go.

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a guy who previously seems to have fantasized about sex with his adoptive mom now groping the "private parts," whatever they currently might be, of his transsexual niecenephew. Don't act all shocked.


Via @andrewbreitbart.

Corrected: I got confused by the strange familial relationship here. I think I have it all sorted out now.



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