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January 05, 2012

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Who I Call "Shark-Mouth," Spins "Lie of the Year" Award

No seriously. Everyone talks about her hair which is, admittedly, a nightmare.

But what about her teeth? What's Debbie Wasserman-Shultz's mouth have in common with Steven King's Cujo? They both feature rogue canines. Heyyyo!

No but seriously, the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a Quint in it. Hiiiyyya!

Anyway, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz might be an atheist's case in chief against the existence of God. Would a kind, loving god make an idiot ugly?

And don't say "maybe she's good in bed." Again, look at those chompers. I hear she gave the wrestling team bjs in high school. There were no survivors.

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posted by Ace at 02:33 PM

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