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December 23, 2011

Ron Paul!

Been reading his newsletters. Wow!

You know, it's quite common to think of racism as one of the worst failings of character, but it turns out, adhering to every conspiracy theory that comes down the pike is actually worse.

A racist may still have a nodding familiarity with objective reality and still trust most of the objects in it.

But a conspiracy nutter suspects the water he drinks and the contents of his billfold of being part of some Grand Unifying Theory of Population Control. And as all the other little side-theories accumulate and fit in together, suspicion turns to certainty and no ambassador from Realityland -regardless of race- can ever reach such a person.

One emailed by Gabriel this morning: Ron Paul Newsletter solicitation.

DID YOU KNOW that yetis are REAL human-alien hybrids created in a laboratory by the US government?

DID YOU KNOW that the CIA has hidden secret monitoring equipment in everyday objects in every one of our homes? Your wife's bra may contain a transmitter wire RIGHT NOW!

DID YOU KNOW that the chemicals added to your drinking water are intended to enslave and control you? And also ATTRACT YETIS?

We haven't had a jokes thread in a while.

Time to shine, darling Morons! Ron Paul Movie Titles.

Drew M. and Andy kick it off:

Full Metal Currency

Kill Bilderberger: Vol. 1 & 2


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