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December 21, 2011

Lesbian Couple Wins "First Kiss" Rights For Navy Ship Returning Home

Apparently there's a tradition of having a raffle, and whichever sailor wins gets the honor of being the first off the boat and first to kiss his/her awaiting sweetheart.

Now you know I get the shrieking vapors when someone even utters the word "conspiracy" but I ask you: do most lesbians in the Navy look like this?

One girl is pretty. The other girl, in the Navy uniform, is a freakin' hottie, and by the way, congratulations on the female dress uniforms, Navy. They're adorable. (Clarification: Apparently they're both in the Navy, just not on the same ship (which I assume would be against the rules), so only one's in uniform for this.)

Explanation: Mallamutt explains this wasn't a conspiracy -- except of the most common sort, the conspiracy of shared interest.

Conspiracy, no. Every other raffle participant putting the winner name on the raffle slip to get to watch that.....I am not ruling that out yet.

Is there a 2nd base raffle and if not how do we get the ball rolling on that?

posted by Ace at 05:06 PM

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(Clarification: Apparently they're both in the Navy, just not on the same ship (which I assume would be against the rules), so only one's in uniform for this.) Explanation: Mallamutt explains this wasn't a conspiracy -- except of the most common sort, the conspiracy of shared interest. Conspiracy, no. Every other raffle participant putting the winner name on the raffle slip to get to watch that.....I am not ruling that out yet. 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