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December 18, 2011

Mosque-Burning/Gay-Bashing Threat Level: Subdued

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Brady is 8 for 13 with three smitings.
Tebow called a trick play in which he turned the ball into a serpent.

Earlier in the game, there was an Elevated level of gay-bashings, mosque-burnings, and immigrant deportations, as the Broncos were leading the Patriots and making Brady look pretty average.

But the Broncos have fumbled thirty-seven times in a row (estimated), and now trail by 11.

So, if you're a gay Muslim, you have a limited opportunity to run out to the grocery without a high threat of ecstatic bloodletting.


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