Nasty Christmas: 'Tis The Season For Parents To Play Pranks On Children Which Will Scar Them Psychologically For Life (And If You Think I'm Just Swiping Allah's Post, You're Wrong; I Can Top That)

At Hot Air, a cruel prank in which parents give their kids crap gifts and watch the tears roll.

It's a funny idea, sort of, but... I don't know.

But that's the cute and delightful part of this post. The next part is a darker.

At Rosemount High in Minneapolis, the captains of the winter sport teams were blindfolded and put into a "kissing game," in which a Mystery Kisser kissed them.

Inappropriate for high school? Promotes promiscuity? Oh, don't worry, it gets far, far worse.

The Mystery Kissers were, unbeknownst to the blindfolded captains, their parents.

And they weren't all pecks on the cheeks.

Video at the link. If you can take it.

As you can see above, some of the parents took their roles as "special someones" to a level that left many onlookers feeling uncomfortable and even queasy.

[quoting a newspaper]

Some of the parents during the 59-second YouTube video are seen holding the kisses for several seconds, cupping their child's faces or embracing and swaying.

One mother moved her son's hand down to her behind during the encounter. Another mom has her son down on the gym floor to the delight of two male students nearby.

This year, give the gift... of surprise incest.

I don't understand people. I think that's my problem.

Or maybe I don't understand people in groups. Maybe people went along with this because they thought other people were going along with it, and if other people are going along with it, who wants to say "No"?

That's my attempt. I have no other explanation as to why mothers and fathers would think that making out with their children would be a fun prank.

Except for the obvious explanation, which I don't want to think about.

Thanks to Anwyn.

posted by Ace at 06:35 PM

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