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December 10, 2011

S-S-S-Saturday Night ONT [Ben]

The cover for Lindsey Lohan’s Playboy has been leaked. It’s amazing what makeup, lighting, different camera lenses, and photoshop can do. She almost looks attractive in that photo.




It’s really a shame how far she’s fallen. And to think I used to sift through her garbage looking for discarded toothbrushes and dryer lint.

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Update: Don’t forget to use the Amazon Widget for your Christmas/Hannukah shopping. It helps put some money in Ace’s coin purse at no extra cost to you. Amazon has an aray of hobo hunting tools. I highly recommend this knife. It's cheap, dependable and sharp. It's best used for camping, skinning hobo meat, or ending arguments.

How To Get Fired From Work: Volume VII
A PA man published a fake obituary for his living mother so he could get paid bereavement time off of work.

Democrat editor Randy Bartley says he accepted the obituary in good faith after being unable to confirm the funeral arrangements at press time. He told The Derrick newspaper on Friday that the woman was very understanding.


What do all these women have in common? (Guess before you click the link)




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What Really Happened to Air France Flight 447
rdbrewer linked to this in the sidebar, but it really is worth your time. It's gut wrenching to read, especially since you know the outcome.


Unlike the control yokes of a Boeing jetliner, the side sticks on an Airbus are "asynchronous"—that is, they move independently. "If the person in the right seat is pulling back on the joystick, the person in the left seat doesn't feel it," says Dr. David Esser, a professor of aeronautical science at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. "Their stick doesn't move just because the other one does, unlike the old-fashioned mechanical systems like you find in small planes, where if you turn one, the [other] one turns the same way." Robert has no idea that, despite their conversation about descending, Bonin has continued to pull back on the side stick.


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