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September 30, 2011

Shakeweight Now Officially The Second Most Pornographic Exercise Tool You Can Buy

This Saturday Night Live parody ad spoofed the unmissable hand-jay action of the Shakeweight. The parody was not at all far from the real thing.

Can America rise to the challenge of making an exercise device that's even suggestive of manual stimulation?

We can.

Nay. We much.

One good comment at YouTube: "Does it pump out a cooling spray at the end of the workout?"

Now you're probably wondering, "Is this a parody? Some kind of viral marketing? Something Cracked did?"

My rule on these things is that if I can actually get to a Credit Card number entry on the ordering page, then they're really selling the thing, right? Otherwise it's fraud.

So place your bets.

And then check.

Thanks to ArthurK.

posted by Ace at 11:29 AM

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