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Overnight Open ThreadDo You Think Most People Try to Take Advantage of You? Note that the results of this survey are based on local perceptions and expectations rather than actual behavior which may explain why the US comes in in the middle behind such well-known dog-eat-dog-until-they-eat-the-contaminated-dogfood countries as China. In practice the US is very much a high-trust culture. Sure you may run into incompetent and/or indifferent government officials and company employees here, but it's rare that they would outright try to cheat you or demand a bribe. That's not the case in most of the world. In fact I've been pleasantly surprised over the years at how honest and generous most Americans are - especially outside of urban areas. People who could've easily stiffed me without consequence inexplicably chose not to. We tend to focus on the crimes and frauds that do occur, but a large part of what makes our society work is the fact that on a daily level the vast majority of Americans actually do act responsibly and don't try to cheat each other. This quality tends to get short shrift among pundits and politicians who tend to see every public good as a result of our large apparatus of laws and regulations. But in fact it's the daily courtesies, expectations, social norms, and implicit assumptions of trust that act as the essential lubricant to all of our interactions - not a written law in a volume somewhere. If you thought every mechanic might steal your car even though this is completely against the law, would you ever drop your car off? Even if you had a attorney on retainer you knew could get full redress and then some in court? Probably not. I believe it was Jonah Goldberg who once made the observation in one of his essays on "hidden law" that if you retained all of our current laws and Constitution but replaced every American with a foreigner, the country might hum along for a short while but would fall apart in a matter of weeks. Outsiders (and sadly many domestic politicians) tend to see the successes of American society strictly as a result of our laws and system of government, but the reality is that we're far more than just the predictable outcome of a particular collection of laws, regulations, and amendments. Who asked Bono to be an American? TORONTO (AP) – As the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 terror attacks draws near, U2 frontman Bono admits he’s “a very proud American on 9/11.”So what's wrong with Bono? Well everything: He is not even a Bono. His name is Paul David Hewson. He does not even pronounce the name right. That is a long O as in Sonny Bono, who was a true American son of legal immigrants who worked his way up from nothing, learned the music business, built an entertainment empire and then became mayor of Palm Springs and a congressman.Actually as celebrities go Bono is one of the better ones at actually walking the charity walk and doing some good in the world - but I still find him kinda annoying and preachy. And if he really does feel like an American now, perhaps he'd like to start paying some American taxes too. Florida Sun Sentinel Writer: Lt. Col. Allen West Needs to Have His Mouth Duct Taped Shut Someone really needs to put some duct tape over Allen West’s mouth.Yep she's so concerned about US principles of freedom like free speech that she calls for West's freedom of speech to be taken away in order to preserve them. But of course the right wing is always the danger to American freedoms. And looking at her picture does this seem like the kind of woman who might want to muzzle a black man for having the temerity to speak his mind? Can Irrational Decisions Be Corrected? A Football Case Study So let’s say you are NFL coach, and you have a fourth and three on your opponent’s 30 yard line. Romer could tell you that 1) you have a 60 percent chance of getting a first down, and that teams with 1st downs inside the thirty yard line score a touchdown 40 percent of the time, for an expected point value of 1.7 and 2) that field goal attempts from the 32 yard line failed almost 65 percent of the time, which meant that going for a field goal only had an expected point value of 1.05. In other words, it’s almost twice as effective to go for it than to attempt a field goal.Over a season this slight benefit could add up to an extra won game or twp. So how come coaches don't follow this strategy? 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A month before the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962, Mount Weather, the crown jewel of the Federal Relocation Arc, received a timely and thorough paperwork update. The declassified fifteen-page “Interim Standing Operating Procedures for Emergency Use of the Classified Location” reads like the driest of employee handbooks, but it is quite informative. And because the document is describing a Strangelovian World War III refuge complete with its own censorship department, it transcends its original purpose to become a grand work of unintentional humor. Dead Body Disposal Etiquette The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank. Tonight's post brought to you by pantslessness: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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