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July 27, 2011

Dumbest Movie Ever Made?

It's a movie based on the game Battleship. Yes, C4, you sunk my battleship.

It has a fleet of five ships (I'm guessing, for the game tie-in) up against, of course, an alien marine navy.

I don't know what the hell to make of it.

If you notice a lot of boobage in that trailer (for a movie aimed at kids), you're not alone. Someone put together a clip of just Brooklyn Decker's boob-squish.

Thanks to Gabe and rdbrewer.

I know it's an old joke that Hollywood is officially out of ideas but seriously, Hollywood is officially out of ideas.

I mean -- Footloose

They "remade," supposedly, The Killer Elite, but it really looks like they just bought the name and wrote a completely different (standard action dopiness) script.

And for those of you who can't get enough of boardgame-based movies and bizarre remake choices, you'll be happy to know that the cheesy and crappy but sort of good Clue movie is, yes, being remade too.

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