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July 18, 2011

51 Year Old Marries 16 Year Old Aspiring Actress After Meeting Her Via His Website

Man's a damn inspiration. Guy's like the Hernando de Soto of jailbait.

The marriage happened a while ago, but the couple just sat down for interviews on GMA a few days ago.

They verified she's 16. She doesn't look 16. I don't even mean she looks 18. I mean she looks 35 with plastic surgery rolling back the years a little.

It's all very odd.

As that blog advises, skip to 4:50-4:53 to see the 16 year old girl doing weird stuff with her mouth. I think it's supposed to be sexy. It's weird.


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