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July 15, 2011
Songwriters Are Romantic
Chicks dig songwriters. The sensitive wordsmith type, you know. Quite appealing.
Plus, there's a chance you'll be the subject of the next My Sharona or Come On Eileen, which is supernifty.
Authorities say that when a Pennsylvania woman complained that her songwriter boyfriend [Jason Banks] had never written a song about her, he choked her and hit her in the face.
She was jealous because he had written songs about his previous girlfriends; Shut Up Diane, and I Don't Want To Hear Your Shit, Lisa.
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