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July 11, 2011

"The Five" Debuts On Fox

Since people are talking about it.

Panel is Bob Beckel (grotesque toad whoremonger), ~~Howard Deutsch (f'n' blockheaded blustering jagoff)~~ Oh it's Eric Bolling, Dana Perino, Greg Gutfeld, and some conservative-tilting brunette who looks a little like Alysso Milano.

What? Am I dreaming or has Greg Gutfeld now made five hooker jokes directly to Beckel's face?

Is this normal? Do people bring this up with him?

Because, well, five hooker jokes.

Six. He just dropped a mistress joke. "Let me explain this to Bob. Your government isn't your mom and dad, it's like your mistress..."

posted by Ace at 05:29 PM

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