Mortal Men Worship Dick Cheney, But Dick Cheney Worships... Paul Ryan

"I worship the ground Paul Ryan walks on," Cheney said.

However, this may be the real takeaway: He says he hopes Ryan doesn't run because "that would ruin a good man who has a lot of work to do."

That actually sounds like a reluctance to support dressed up as a compliment.

Ryan's plan is, in fact, dangerous. Dangerous and necessary. Or something like the Ryan plan is necessary-- even Obama's cutting trillions from Medicare, to cut from the "waste fraud and abuse" category of "treating seniors," not that the media ever mentions that.

So I disagree with Cheney, if that's what he meant to say.

Click on the link for Cheney's brief explanation of his finest moment.

No, not shooting his friend in the face, and then, later, having that friend apologize to him for having such a big, clumsy shootie-face.

No, I mean telling Pat Leahy to attempt a well-nigh-impossible reflexive sexual act.

posted by Ace at 02:48 PM

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