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May 23, 2011

Proud Parents Give Birth To Beautiful Six Pound, Eight Ounce Grandstanding Political Statement

Aw, it's so cute. What is it? A boy or girl?

The parents aren't saying. Because...

“If you really want to get to know someone, you don’t ask what’s between their legs,” says Stocker.

When Storm was born, the couple sent an email to friends and family: “We've decided not to share Storm's sex for now — a tribute to freedom and choice in place of limitation, a stand up to what the world could become in Storm's lifetime (a more progressive place? ...).”

The parents have done this gender-suppression mad scientist experiment on their other children, you'll be happy to know, and those older boys are apparently... girls.

“As a result, Jazz and now Kio are almost exclusively assumed to be girls,” says Stocker, adding he and Witterick don’t out them. It’s the boys’ choice whether they want to offer a correction.

Ah, well that's just peaches.

So, Jazz, Kio, and Storm have been not only de-gendered but re-gendered to be girls, psychologically, and the parents will pay to make it official and hack their genitals later, as, I guess, a sweet 16 gift.

A lifetime of outpatient treatment and confinement in mental institutions -- that's "a more progressive place?..."

Read Jawa, who has the important stuff, or wade through the long article.

One thing: I never heard of "parentcentral.ca." Who knows, it could be fake. You may have heard about the Sun (UK) controversy, where they posted a story about a woman giving Botox injections to her 8-year-old daughter, and now that mom says she was paid to lie, and the Sun says that is a lie, and then I got bored.

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, and you don't need to be a psychic to realize their "boys" or whatever are going to suffer at least a 33% suicide rate.

And then, dead, they'll go to a more progressive place. Or something. At least they'll escape the mad scientist gender-confusion suicide-factory their parents have constructed for them.


Thanks to momma.


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