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May 20, 2011

The Black Hole of Racerism: Silly Analogy Of Course Now Fodder For "Racism" Charges

Of course you can't say "black hole of voter fraud," because, you know.

It's a clumsy analogy, but whatever. In fact, by the video's end, she doesn't even call Detroit a black hole. She calls it a blue hole, blue for Democratic voter fraud.

But of course the left, looking for anything to talk about apart from Obama's failures, are seizing upon it.

Thanks to Rangnar.

["Hate mail" taken down, at least until I can confirm I'm not just being punked here. I'm pretty sure now I got punked so there's no need to bother with "Linda's" email, at least not until Linda can prove she's legit.]

Original Post Punked: Okay, now it's all confusing without the email.

Here's the original post and email... I'm hoping this is real and Linda can prove it. But it does seem fake.

I just got all excited to have more hilarious hate mail.

Super-PUNKED! In comment 123, "Linda C. Volkman" exposes "her" Deliverance-style punking of me.


Am I being punked? I don't know.

I just don't know what to believe.

I feel punked.

SUBJECT LINE: My friend Judy . . . How DARE you . . . Print THIS, Stupid

Dear Ace of Spades,

Ha ha ha, how stupid are you. My friend Judy sent me a link to your idiotic post about her e-mail. But she is a POWERFUL woman and you are about to find your blog is the Laughing Stock of the whole internet. She has collected a long list of blogs and is sending your posts to each one of them.

She said I should write you and you would be stupid enough to publish my e-mail too because you are so arrogant. But as I said she is laughing at you. Unlike your readers, she is COLLEGE educated. I should know -- I went to school with her. If you knew how smart she was (like all her professors did) I bet you would take down your post and hide. She knows all about International Politics.

And she is 100% right about President Obama. Very few Presidents have his intelligents, he is Harvard or didn't you check? Even ABRAHAM LINCOLN did not got there. Really, where did your readers go to school? Any of them have both undergrad degrees and LAW degrees? Get over yourself. Each time you criticize him, you make a fool of yourself. Just calm down and go back to being racists. Or join the Klan. Everybody knows that this is ALL about the President's skin color.

Linda [redacted by ace]
(and yes you can print my whole name some people are not cowards)

P.S. Publish this and I will send you a long list of all our Facebook and MySpace friends who are totally ranking you out by posting your dumb link. You have totally punked yourself and I will show you how.

Yeah, I actually believe this is real. My main fear here is that I will be exposed as foolish for having bought this obvious punking.

I mean, "intelligents"?

I don't know. I don't know.

I Shouldn't Have Posted This... before confirming. I think I've been punked. The writer does not include Judy's last name, which I know, from Judy herself.

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