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Overnight Open Thread-Oh my! UFO's, Conspiracy Theories, Space Nazis, Kittehs and Fappin' Edition [CDR M]AREA 51 Book It dismisses the alien story and puts forward the theory that Stalin was inspired by Orson Wells’s famous radio adaptation of the HG Wells novel War of the Worlds, which provoked hysteria across America when broadcast in 1938. According to the book, the plot started after the Soviet Union seized from Germany at the end of the war the jet-propelled, single wing Horton Ho 229 – a fighter said to be the forerunner of the modern B2 stealth bomber. Do I think this is true? Hell no. Would it make a great X-Files episode? Hell yeah! I think Mulder and Scully are looking for new material no? Super 8 I like that JJ puts themes and thoughts on the table... gives us notions to think about... but if JJ is telling us that he's made a jam pic, that has a healthy dose of Spielberg - but with a good even amounts of Cronenberg, Carpenter, Ridley Scott with a smidge of SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE at some level...
National Masturbation Month OK. Raise your hand (if you aren't otherwise engaged right now) if you knew that May is National Now, speaking of fapping, note the shake weight technique of this newscaster at the start of this news report. This has to be the funniest news bit aired in quite some time. This could only be funnier if Ron Burgandy was doing it. The Fapping World Record January 13th 2011, New York City resident, Japanese Shigeru Tanaka( nicknamed Shiggy) spent his 24 hours determined to become the new masturbation record holder. His only aids was his 50 something porn site memberships, wearing his wife’s underwear and a tube of lubricant. His “marathon” ended squeezing in on last orgasm to reach total of 40 orgasms in 24 hours. War Kitteh in a tank! Warning: Some violence visited upon humans by the kitteh that is slightly graphic. Cats in Tanks from Whitehouse Post on Vimeo.
Enough of the kittehs, how about War Doggehs? Within the military, the breeds of choice are generally the German shepherd and a Belgian shepherd, or Malinois, but Marines in Afghanistan rely on pure-bred Labrador retrievers because of the dogs’ good noses and nonaggressive, eager-to-please temperaments. Labs now accompany many Marine foot patrols in Helmand Province in southern Afghanistan, wandering off-leash 100 yards or more in front as bomb detectors. It is the vital work of an expensively trained canine (the cost to the American military can be as high as $40,000 per dog), but at the end of a sweltering day, sometimes a Lab is still a Lab. I wonder how soon until PETA starts making a big stink. Or have they already? More Photos of Combat Doggehs In Action. Dave In Texas? Is this your house Dave in Texas? Texas Neighborhood Furious At Statue Of David In The Front Yard. I wonder if Little David there is hooked up to the water hose for some, um, plant irrigation duties or somethin'.
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