Shocker: Weird Recluse With Sexual Hang-Ups Had Extensive Collection of Hard Core Pornography

Come on, tell us the titles. "Porn" in the abstract isn't embarrassing anymore; it's the specifics that wind up humiliating people.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

I like how they're explaining porn to us, like maybe we don't know it's "modern, electronically recorded video."

Since that sounds like he was downloading it off the internet (why not just say that?), it presents the question of how he got it, having no internet connection at the compound.

But then, I'm sure every fugitive has a travelling spank bank.

Materials carted away from the compound by the U.S. commandos included digital thumb drives, which U.S. officials believe may have been a principal means by which couriers carried electronic messages to and from the late al Qaeda leader.

You know who this benefits, right?

Thanks to rd.

posted by Ace at 01:17 PM

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